if you cant afford porn just turn on tennis and close your eyes

A little boy went to a whore house and asked to buy a girl for the night but first he asked do any of them had a disease the woman behind the counter replied no and he said thats bullshit my dad said amber has herpes she said I guess thats true he said well then good I'll take her last door on the right she replied the boy went to the room amber said why do you want me the boy said because then I'll get herpes and I'll have sex with my babysitter because she likes little boys my dad will take her home and f*ck her then he'll get herpes then he'll f*ck my mom and get herpes then she'll f*ck the mail man and he'll get herpes and hes the one who ran over my dog