So a blonde walks into a library, and says to the librarian loudly "May I have a cheeseburger and fries?" The librarian says "This is a library!" Blonde whispers "Oh, may I have a cheeseburger and fries."

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are stranded on a island. They search the island and find a lamp. They rub it and out pops a genie. He says since there's three of them each gets one wish. The brunette wishes she was back home and disappears from the island. The redhead wishes the same thing and disappears from the island. The blonde looks around and says "I wish I had my friends back"!