I hate those couples who have a fight then a few minutes later change their facebook status to "single", I mean I fight with my parents all the time but I don't start saying i'm an orphan!

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.