I swear if I didn't have a smartphone i'd be asleep 4...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:10:39 in One Liners Favorites
I swear if I didn't have a smartphone i'd be asleep 4 hours earlier every night.
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"When I'm feeling lonely I don't shave one of my legs so...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:10:49 in One Liners Favorites
"When I'm feeling lonely I don't shave one of my legs so it feels like I'm sleeping next to a man."
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