Ask someone to watch your bag for you. But don't actually leave it just stay there and stare at your bag with your new friend.

Men like football because the priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life. Scoring and Ball Security.

You mean so much to me... If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you a bunch and think of you often.

10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will.

i love that song, i just wish i could remember the name.