a baby sitter was baby siting a little girl and the little girl asked the baby sitter if she could take a shower with him the baby sitter said no the girl sayed but its my birthday please. the baby sitter said ok fine they took a showed and the little girl looked down and asked what is that the baby sitter said my monster
later that night the baby sitter feel asleep and woke up in the hospital and asked what happed and she said I was petting your monster and it bit me so I bite its head off

I wanna tell you a vagina joke but u would never get it.