Uploaded on 2014.01.09 06:16:11 in Movies  Favorites
sleep
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Cops: Open up!

Me: I don't want tickets to your ball!

Cops: We don't have balls!

Cops: "slow clap" well played.
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Roses are brown,

Violets are brown,

Who the hell took a shit in my garden?
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Uploaded on 2014.01.31 01:50:59 in Funny  Favorites
Swag or Fag
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Uploaded on 2014.01.09 06:16:28 in Movies  Favorites
minions
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Some one asked me how people view lesbians in my country. Apparently 'Usually in HD' wasn't the answer they were looking for.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?



Cause North Korea's missiles couldn't reach that far.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.31 01:51:09 in Funny  Favorites
First Encounter
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Uploaded on 2014.01.09 06:16:41 in Movies  Favorites
Open to get a punch
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It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman... it doesn't matter if its Visa or Mastercard.
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