Cops: Open up!
Me: I don't want tickets to your ball!
Cops: We don't have balls!
Cops: "slow clap" well played.
Roses are brown,
Violets are brown,
Who the hell took a shit in my garden?
Some one asked me how people view lesbians in my country. Apparently 'Usually in HD' wasn't the answer they were looking for.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause North Korea's missiles couldn't reach that far.
It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman... it doesn't matter if its Visa or Mastercard.