"How big is your dick?" "Not sure. I only have one ruler."
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:14:23 in Comebacks Favorites
"How big is your dick?"
"Not sure. I only have one ruler."
"Not sure. I only have one ruler."
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A cop drives up to me and says: you're speeding. *so he...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:14:33 in Comebacks Favorites
A cop drives up to me and says: you're speeding. *so he pulls me over and said papers*
ME: so i said scissors, i win, and drove off
ME: so i said scissors, i win, and drove off
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Weirdoe "I'm bringing sexy back!" Me "Your the reason...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:14:45 in Comebacks Favorites
Weirdoe "I'm bringing sexy back!"
Me "Your the reason sexy left!"
Me "Your the reason sexy left!"
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