Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first?

Boy2: The blonde?

Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.

There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"