If women from the south are called southern belles, are women from Mexico called taco bells?
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
The scare crow got promoted to the manager at a supermarket, because he was outstanding in his field
I went to a NY Jets game and I was complaining in the parking lot because they lost. So Mark Sanchez heard and he pinned me up against a wall and threatened me... luckily he fumbled me and I got away...