Why was the snooker table laughing? Because a man put his hand down its pocket and tickled its balls!

Boy: Wanna hear a story about my dick, wait, it's too long.(:
Girl: Wanna hear a story about my pussy, wait, you'll never get it.
Boy: Bitch... -__-
Girl: (:

so theres this hot white girl and these three guys wanted to f*ck her there was a black guy a white guy and an asian guy that she hated so oneday she decided that she was gunna kill them through a different way then normal so she thought through sex so she put a poisin on her pussy so first the black guy went togo eat her out he died then he white guy followed and died the same way last it came to the asian he went to work and ate her out and she started to wonder why didnt he die so she asked andhe said "i no stupid i no dumb i put condom on my tounge

I hope u like tapes and CDs. because I'm going to tape my dick to your head so u can CDs nuts

Guy- hey wanna play house? cuz u could be the door and ill slam ya