From now on, instead of saying "you're welcome". I'm gonna start saying "you're whalecum".

Boy: What does the fox say?
Girl: Go-go-go-go f*ck yourself, in the-in the f*cking corner
And leave me the f*ck alone. That's what the fox say! -_-

Boy: Baby you thirsty?? :-P
Girl:ya
Boy:okay......zip
Girl:mmmmmm

Yo Momma so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo Momma so stupid, she stared at an orange juice container for two hours because it said 'concentrate'.