Three blondes were walking through a forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think these are bird tracks." The second blonde looked at them and said, "No, these are deer tracks." The third blonde looked down, and BOOM!!! she gets run over by a train.

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?"



The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!"