*cop pulls me over* Cop: Do you realize how fast you...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:05:28 in Short Favorites
*cop pulls me over*
Cop: Do you realize how fast you were going? me: No..
Cop: You were like NEEEEEEAWWW!! *Cop runs away with imaginary steering wheel*
Cop: Do you realize how fast you were going? me: No..
Cop: You were like NEEEEEEAWWW!! *Cop runs away with imaginary steering wheel*
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Anybody wanna hangout after I get off work? So in other...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:05:38 in Short Favorites
Anybody wanna hangout after I get off work?
So in other words; who wants to come over, sit on my couch, and play on their phone?
So in other words; who wants to come over, sit on my couch, and play on their phone?
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Three drunk men & under drugs, stopped a taxi. The taxi...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:05:47 in Short Favorites
Three drunk men & under drugs, stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured they were not in their right minds, so he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them"We arrived ". The 1st man gave him money, the 2nd man said "Thank u" while the 3rd slapped him! The taxi driver got surprised thinking the 3rd guy that slapped him realized the car didn't move an inch, so he asked;"what was That (slap) for?" The drunk man replied "Control your speed next time. U almost killed us.!!!"
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Daddy, I hate mommy's guts. Just eat what you can son.
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:05:55 in Short Favorites
Daddy, I hate mommy's guts.
Just eat what you can son.
Just eat what you can son.
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