The moon is part of Chuck Norris's rock collection.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars need to check both ways.
When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.