Roses are red tulips are black you’d look great with a knife in your back

Security at a bank seen a man that diposit thousand of dollars everyday so he disided to ask that man how do you make so much money man said I make bets, security: well what type of bets, man: I tell people I have 4 balls, Security I don't Believe you, man: You want to bet $100.00, Security well yeah is impossible I think I will win, man ok after closing time ill prove to you that I have 4 balls, security ok, so after the last person walks out the man said hurry up stick your hand in, security hey I won Here i feel two balls, man: ok you won but do you see a couple people up in the tall building I bet them $1,000 each that you will grab my balls.

What Can A Cow Do That A Woman Can't?
Stand Up To Her Tits In Water Without Getting Her Fanny Wet!

What's the difference between my dick and a flower? Nothing, their both for your mom.

a duck walks into a bar and animal control is called bc it is unsanitary to have a duck in the bar