A blonde police officer stops a blonde driver,
Officer: Can i see your drivers license?
Driver: yeah i think i have one of those, what does it look like?
Officer: It's rectangle is shape and has your face on it.
Driver: Oh, okay, *pulls out mirror*, here you go.
Officer: *looks at reflection*, I'm sorry ma'am, i didn't know you were an officer of the law, you may carry on.
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".