Girl Cop: "You have to right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be used against you."

Guy: "Boobs!"

Guy: Hey dude I just saw this awesome movie the wife is brutally killed by a cold blooded killer and the son gets really hurt Then there's a twist and the son is kidnapped the father then begins a quest to find and save his son with the help of a mental ill female.
Girl: Sounds epic what's it called?
Guy: Finding Nemo
Girl:LOL !!!

Had a fight with an erection this morning.

I beat it single handedly.

Nerd Rap:
People always ask why I act like those nerds,
Why I correct grammar and why I use big words.
Stupid... is officially whack.
Man you look real fly, but you can't spell cat!
Popularity's irrelevant; Gotta be intelligent.
Stay in the books, and you'll be the new president.
Got an A+; they all made fun of me.
Grew up, now they're working for my company.
L-O-L, exclamation point, send!
I'm so awesome; want to be my friend?

How fast can you guess these words?
1._ _ _ k
2._ _ndom
3.d_ck
Answers:
1. book
2. random
3.duck
You didn't get them right you dirty minded slut!

Q:How do you get 10 jews into a car? A:Throw a dime inside.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Tell them hitler is driving