a blonde a brunette and a red head are getting chased by the police and they hide in the farm.the brunette hides behind a sheep.the red head hides behind a cow .the blond hides behind a sack of potatoes.the cop comes in to where the brunette is ,"is anyone in here?".she says bahhh ."he then goes in where the red head and says"is anyone in here?,"moo".the cop goes into where the blond is and says "is any one in here?" The blonde says "potatoes"

A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!”

The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?”

“No, I drove here.”

How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb?



A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.