My girlfriend isn't allowed to have candles on her...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:05:22 in Short Favorites
My girlfriend isn't allowed to have candles on her birthday cake. What you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me.
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*cop pulls me over* Cop: Do you realize how fast you...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:05:28 in Short Favorites
*cop pulls me over*
Cop: Do you realize how fast you were going? me: No..
Cop: You were like NEEEEEEAWWW!! *Cop runs away with imaginary steering wheel*
Cop: Do you realize how fast you were going? me: No..
Cop: You were like NEEEEEEAWWW!! *Cop runs away with imaginary steering wheel*
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Anybody wanna hangout after I get off work? So in other...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:05:38 in Short Favorites
Anybody wanna hangout after I get off work?
So in other words; who wants to come over, sit on my couch, and play on their phone?
So in other words; who wants to come over, sit on my couch, and play on their phone?
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