Boyfriend: Hey, there are 20 letters in the alphabet,...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 01:29:55 in Dirty Favorites
Boyfriend: Hey, there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Girlfriend: 26...
Boyfriend: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t.
Girlfriend: But that's only 25? Boyfriend: I know. I'll give you the D later.
Girlfriend: 26...
Boyfriend: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t.
Girlfriend: But that's only 25? Boyfriend: I know. I'll give you the D later.
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”Smells fresh. Like a tropical island.” "Ok. Now take...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 01:29:57 in Dirty Favorites
”Smells fresh. Like a tropical island.”
"Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it!"
"Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it!"
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Even though this isn't a petting zoo, you can still...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 01:30:00 in Dirty Favorites
Even though this isn't a petting zoo, you can still stroke my cock if you want.
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