Gay marriage and straight marriage are like Bra's and Bikini Tops... Really the same, but one is acceptable in public.

Dad: Hey son, how much feet do two chickens have?
Son: Four.
Dad: How much teeth do two cats have?
Son: I dunno.
Dad: Strange, you know more about cock than pussy.

Me: Hey girl can you spell the word me?
Girl: Yes I can, M-E, Me.
Me: you forgot the D.
Girl: There's no D in "Me".
Me: Not yet...