A blonde, brunette, and redhead are stranded on a island. They search the island and find a lamp. They rub it and out pops a genie. He says since there's three of them each gets one wish. The brunette wishes she was back home and disappears from the island. The redhead wishes the same thing and disappears from the island. The blonde looks around and says "I wish I had my friends back"!

I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it 'Bang".

I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."

The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.