(I’m at the college IT support office to fix a bug on my laptop and find all the employees looking bored. I walk up to one of them and he pays no attention to me whatsoever.)

Me: Excuse me. I’ve got a problem with my laptop.

IT Support Guy: *incoherent mumbling*

Me: Sir?

IT Support Guy: *while not looking at me* How long ago did you buy the device?

Me: Uh… well, I got it at the beginning of the semester.

IT Support Guy: Have you tried to reset it?

Me: I haven’t even told you the problem yet.

IT Support Guy: That doesn’t work? Okay. Can you tell me the manufacturer of the device?

Me: It’s [computer brand]. But sir, I—

(He proceeds explaining all kinds of stuff which is clearly not directed to me. He finally turns to me; it turns out the entire time I thought he was just leaning his head on his hand, he wasn’t. He was talking on the phone to someone else and is now looking annoyed.)

IT Support Guy: Can’t you see I’m on the phone?

Me: Sorry!

How does hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis!!

A mysterious hole in the road appeared over night. No one knows how it got there.
Police are looking into it.