There's a blonde walking down a trail. She comes to a river and stops. She looks right then left. She sees another blonde on the other side. She asks her "how do you get to the other side?" The blonde on the other side look right then left and says "you are on the other side"!

So a blonde walks into a library, and says to the librarian loudly "May I have a cheeseburger and fries?" The librarian says "This is a library!" Blonde whispers "Oh, may I have a cheeseburger and fries."