Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.26 09:38:53 in Games  Favorites
The End For Them Both
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Uploaded on 2015.01.10 07:51:59 in Funny  Favorites
Archer, and Netflix captions
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Uploaded on 2015.01.04 08:36:21 in Funny  Favorites
Bond, James Bond
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Chuck Norris once ate twenty 72oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first fifty minutes having sex with the waitress.
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Uploaded on 2014.01.26 09:39:21 in Games  Favorites
Xbox one
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My iHome is still drunk from New Year's Eve partying.
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Uploaded on 2015.01.04 08:36:55 in Funny  Favorites
This is why you hire a professional.
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chuck norris once had a lemonade stand



a nerdy kid came up and said you should of made a grape juice stande

he is now known as stephen hawking
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Uploaded on 2014.01.26 09:39:43 in Games  Favorites
Also that mini heart attack
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