What's the last thing that went through Sally's mind after falling from a skyscraper? Her ankles.
A husband and wife are trying to setup a new password for there computer. The husband puts "mypenis" and the wife starts laghing because the computer says "ERROR: NOT LONG ENOUGH"
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family
Girl: Those f**king mosquitoes won't stop eating me up!
Boy: Well, tell them to let me have a turn.
Girl: What?
Boy: What?
do u know what Helen kellers house looked like?
neither did she