How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family
Girl: Those f**king mosquitoes won't stop eating me up!
Boy: Well, tell them to let me have a turn.
Girl: What?
Boy: What?
do u know what Helen kellers house looked like?
neither did she
I think I'm allergic to your face. My dick gets swollen every time I see it.
how many jews can you get in a car?
two in the frount, three in the back, and six million in the ash tray.