A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane.The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn't like it she throws it out the window. They get out of the plane. They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says "An apple fell on my dog and killed my dog." They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying. She says" An orange fell on my cat and killed my cat." They keep walking. They come up to a blonde laughing her head off. "Why are you laughing so hard?" they said. "When I farted the building blew up!"

A surgeon went to check on his patient -- a pretty blonde -- after an operation. "You'll be fine," he said after checking her out.

"Doctor? I have kind of a personal question," she said.



"Certainly -- doctors are trained to be discreet. What's your question?"



"Well," she asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again?"



The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.



"What's the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"



"Well yes, you'll be fine!" he replied. "It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

why did chevy invent horns in there early days ? so blondes would have something to blow in traffic jams!