There are three blondes on an island. A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off. The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island. The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away. The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane.The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn't like it she throws it out the window. They get out of the plane. They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says "An apple fell on my dog and killed my dog." They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying. She says" An orange fell on my cat and killed my cat." They keep walking. They come up to a blonde laughing her head off. "Why are you laughing so hard?" they said. "When I farted the building blew up!"

A surgeon went to check on his patient -- a pretty blonde -- after an operation. "You'll be fine," he said after checking her out.

"Doctor? I have kind of a personal question," she said.



"Certainly -- doctors are trained to be discreet. What's your question?"



"Well," she asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again?"



The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.



"What's the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"



"Well yes, you'll be fine!" he replied. "It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."