What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!

What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton