Guy: i bet i cant touch your boobs without using my hands.
Girl: ok.
*Guy touches girls boobs*
Guy: nope, cant do it.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
Girl: What's up?!
Boy: I'll tell you whats up if you sit on it
What would happen if samara
(from the ring) is coming out of
the t.v and you change the channel Before her whole body comes out?
Girl: Screw you.
Me: When?
Girl: Ugh! Asshole!
Me: I said when not where.