man : Are your parents still together?
Guy : 'No' man : When did they split up?
Guy : 'last night' man : 'Oh so I banged her before the divorce ... sorry'
Two weeks later it was the mans funeral
Yo Momma so ugly, even Bob the Builder said, ''Holy f*ck! We can't fix that!''
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.