Two gay men live together in an apartment and have sex on a regular basis. One day, one man says he needs to go to the toilet and the other man just says "Okay, don't have a wank, we need to save all the cum for later."
"Okay" The other man says, and he goes into the toilet.
After a bit the other man thinks hes taking a while so he opens the door to see whats going on. When he opens the door he sees cum all over the wall and he says "I thought I told you not to have a wank!?"
The other man says "I didn't.. I just farted."

Kid: Mommy can I take a shower with you?
Mom: Fine. But don't look up and don't look down.
When there in the shower the kid looks up and says:
Kid: Mommy what are those?
Mom: These are the headlights.
Kid looks down and says:
Kid: What's that?
Mom: That's the garage.
The next day the kid takes a shower with his dad.
The kid looks down and says:
Kid: Whats that?
Dad: Thats the car.
The next day the kid goes into his parents room and says:
Kid: Mommy turn on the headlights, dady park the car in the garage.