How many Blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-1,000
1 to hold the light bulb, and 999 to turn the house around.

Why did the blonde not talk during sex? Beacuse her mom told her not to talk to strangers

Three blondes were walking through a forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think these are bird tracks." The second blonde looked at them and said, "No, these are deer tracks." The third blonde looked down, and BOOM!!! she gets run over by a train.