If I was a judge, Instead of shouting "ORDER IN THE...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:04:05 in Short Favorites
If I was a judge, Instead of shouting "ORDER IN THE COURT!" I would say "STOP... HAMMER TIME!" Then proceed to gavel out the freshest beat in the history of the judicial system.
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Haven't taken down the Christmas tree. Here's a reason why.
Uploaded on 2015.01.13 11:52:38 in Animals Favorites
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Soccer is so much more enjoyable when the players play...
Uploaded on 2015.01.04 09:28:17 in Sport Favorites
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Me- "What mouse walks on 2 feet?" Friend- "I don't...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:04:14 in Short Favorites
Me- "What mouse walks on 2 feet?"
Friend- "I don't know"
Me- "Mickey Mouse, what duck walks on 2 feet?"
Friend- "Donald Duck?"
Me- "No, all ducks dipshit"
Friend- "Screw you"
Friend- "I don't know"
Me- "Mickey Mouse, what duck walks on 2 feet?"
Friend- "Donald Duck?"
Me- "No, all ducks dipshit"
Friend- "Screw you"
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Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty, What...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:04:23 in Short Favorites
Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty, What the Fu** happened to you?
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