What is the difference between a priest and Listerine Junior?
The Listerine warns kids not to swallow.
Sex is like MathS, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply!
Guy:" Wanna here a joke about my penis?"
Girl:"ok"
Guy:Gross you f*cking pervert why do you want to hear a joke about my penis?"
Girl:"Cause It will be to short XD