Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:08:48 in One Liners Favorites
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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My love is like a candle... Because if you forget about...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:08:59 in One Liners Favorites
My love is like a candle... Because if you forget about me I will burn your f*cking house to the ground.
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That annoying moment when your Capri Sun refuses to lose...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:09:09 in One Liners Favorites
That annoying moment when your Capri Sun refuses to lose it's virginity.
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