There was 3 women in the desert a redneck, brunette, and a blonde. They found a genie and he granted 1 wish to each one of them. The redneck wished for a fan so she wouldn't be hot. The burnette wished for a cantons full of water so she wouldn't be thirsty. The blonde wished for a car door so she could tool down the window when it got hot.

Double heart attack message by a girlfriend to a boyfriend:
1st Msg:"Lets break up now,
its all over..
2nd Msg:"Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!
That was not for you.....

Pawn Stars:

Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?"

Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."