There was a guy, a girl, and three dogs. The guy said I want to go coon hunting, the girl said I don't want to go. The guy said you have two choices, suck my dick, or we have sex. He went and got the dogs ready, when he came back in she gave him head, and said this tastes like dog shit. He said I know, the dogs didn't want to go coon hunting either.

Calling your girlfriend your "girlfrien" because you'll give her the D later!

They wanted something long and hard.....

I gave them MY HOMEWORK!