Me: I can't wait to wake up tomorrow. Girl:...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:18:44 in Pick Up Lines Favorites
Me: I can't wait to wake up tomorrow.
Girl: Why??
Me: Because I swear you get more beautiful everyday.
*Gets laid*
Girl: Why??
Me: Because I swear you get more beautiful everyday.
*Gets laid*
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Q-What did the hurricane say to the palm tree.......
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:18:54 in Pick Up Lines Favorites
Q-What did the hurricane say to the palm tree....
A-Hold on to your nuts because this is gonna be one hard Blow job :D
A-Hold on to your nuts because this is gonna be one hard Blow job :D
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