I named my dog "5 miles" so I can tell people I walk 5...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:09:23 in One Liners Favorites
I named my dog "5 miles" so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.
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I miss being able to slam my phone down when I hang up...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:09:32 in One Liners Favorites
I miss being able to slam my phone down when I hang up on somebody. Violently tapping "end call" just isn't doing it for me.
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FUN FACT: If you bring a gun to the pharmacy, you can...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:09:39 in One Liners Favorites
FUN FACT: If you bring a gun to the pharmacy, you can get drugs without a doctor's prescription.
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