Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."

What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?

A member of crimestoppers of america

What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.