In Taylor Swift's song trouble, she lied. She said that her ex Harry was trouble. But which one of them has been in a whole bunch of unsuccessful relationships and has songs to prove it? Maybe its not Taylor's exes who are trouble, maybe she's trouble.

Julia Gillard walks into a bar. She says wanna go out sometime
The bartender says yes Miss Gillard
She says f*ck off I wasn't talking to you
The bartender says who were you talking to then
Julia Gillard says the wall

Ladies... You can't wear animal print and be bigger than the animal.