Yo momma so fat even flat stanley told her to scoot the f*ck over
Yo Moma So Fat She Left The House In Heels, And Came Back In Flats...
Yo Momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean Spain claimed her as the new world
Yo mama is so fat her waist size is the equator
Yo Momma is so poor she use's her head as a mop.