People probably won't remember what you do or say, but...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:10:09 in One Liners Favorites
People probably won't remember what you do or say, but they'll never forget that one time you banged a fatty.
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My life would be easier if I had a penis and testicles...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:10:17 in One Liners Favorites
My life would be easier if I had a penis and testicles instead of a vagina and feelings.
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Old dogs are the purest force of good in the world.
Uploaded on 2015.01.31 05:37:52 in Animals Favorites
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When I text you a whole paragraph and you text me back...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:10:26 in One Liners Favorites
When I text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying "K." Are you asking to be punched?
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