The General Rule of People you meet on the internet (only pick two):
-Single -Attractive -Mentally Stable
Yo mama so Short She hang glides on a dorito
*speeding*
cop:pull over!!!
me: *pulls over*
cop:do you know why i pulled you over?
me:yes!!! do you?
Me: Hey want to hear a dirty joke
Friend: Sure Me: A pig fell in the mud