kid: *middle finger* me: i have one of those too...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:13:13 in Comebacks Favorites
kid: *middle finger*
me: i have one of those too except i use it on ur mom!
me: i have one of those too except i use it on ur mom!
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Friend: Are you asleep? Me: Yes, I'm sound asleep and...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:13:24 in Comebacks Favorites
Friend: Are you asleep?
Me: Yes, I'm sound asleep and having a nightmare about some idiot who's asking me if I'm asleep. :)
Me: Yes, I'm sound asleep and having a nightmare about some idiot who's asking me if I'm asleep. :)
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Person: You mother f*cker! Me: Considering I f*cked...
Uploaded on 2014.01.06 02:13:31 in Comebacks Favorites
Person: You mother f*cker!
Me: Considering I f*cked your mother, I suppose I am a mother f*cker...
Me: Considering I f*cked your mother, I suppose I am a mother f*cker...
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