to do list: 1. dig a hole 2. name it love 3.watch people fell in love
Funny how I see some really clever jokes on here with a lot of lame ratings yet stupid roses are red jokes get a bunch of kickass votes. This site must get a lot of kids on it
Robber: I'm a robber! Give me all your money!
Guy: No!
Robber: I have a knife!!
Guy: Do you?
Robber: *Looks at his pocket* Where the hell's my knife?
Guy: *Holding knife* Who's the robber now?
Playing pass with a five year old is amazingly similar to just running after a ball.