How fast can you guess these words?
1._ _ _ k
2._ _ndom
3.d_ck
Answers:
1. book
2. random
3.duck
You didn't get them right you dirty minded slut!

Q:How do you get 10 jews into a car? A:Throw a dime inside.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Tell them hitler is driving

What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
A Seatbelt

Roses are red,
That much is true,
But violets are purple,
Not f*cking blue.

Roses are red, poems are corny, take me to bed I'm feeling horny. When roses are red they need to be plucked, and next time I see you, you're gonna get f*cked.

why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knock

Who's there?

Not Sally