So I was in class this one time.
The teacher was just sitting there looking at me. Me: Take a picture they last longer.
Teacher: What did you say to me?
Me: Well I know I didn't studder, but wait I just remembered last time you picked up a camera it broke.
Teacher: Are you talking back to me?
Me: Well if I didn't that would just be plain f*cking rude.

-Someone says something about you or boring
-You, Say it to my butt because its the only thing that gives a crap.

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